Remarking right along...

In a maths class, we were finding the point of contact between a sphere and a tangential plane. We had found the radius and were about to find the point of contact when...

Teacher : "Saaaar, you must find the point of contact saaar, You know, even before Archimedes could jump up and say Eureka Eureka, he said 'Find me a point of contact and I will move the world'"

This is not bad grammar, just a horrible analogy and a worse choice of words.

In a totally unrelated incident, a fellow poster on the gameFaqs forum remarked to me about the pokemon game as such...

"How can the practice of stuffing half-a-ton animals into hollow tennis balls and taking them out just to ram into someone be considered normal?"