For want of whatnot...
Sorry for being so lax...I hope you can forgive me
I'll have time to post more meaningful stuff after my terminal exams get over -- This week I've been caught up in 2 projects and 1 record (75 pages long).
I doubt anyone other than CS students will understand what I'm going through.
This post then, Is thoroughly meaningless, so if you want decent reading, wait till next week.
And incidentally, Lord Kungai (Whose real name I don't and don't want to know) said while Antarius is for lame jokes and Madhvi is for lame stories, I am for lame Debate topics. Well, If you used your brain once in a while, Mr Kungai, they might cease to be lame and start to be something else...(no comment).
Also, I am seriously considering shifting my blog to another address -- This server is giving me hell.
Here's something to keep you occupied...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. One of them kept
complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You
think you have family problems? Listen to my situation, A few years ago I met a
young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.
Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my step daughter my
stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also my wife became
mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was
my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son
of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the
grand-father of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister
of my son, my stepmother, is also the grand-mother. This makes my father
the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my step-mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own grandfather!
And you think you have family problems!"
Dedicated to those whose lives have been ripped apart by divorce.
Disclaimer : "This is most probably NOT a true story. Don't contact me saying that you know who this is -- I really don't want to know"
I'll have time to post more meaningful stuff after my terminal exams get over -- This week I've been caught up in 2 projects and 1 record (75 pages long).
I doubt anyone other than CS students will understand what I'm going through.
This post then, Is thoroughly meaningless, so if you want decent reading, wait till next week.
And incidentally, Lord Kungai (Whose real name I don't and don't want to know) said while Antarius is for lame jokes and Madhvi is for lame stories, I am for lame Debate topics. Well, If you used your brain once in a while, Mr Kungai, they might cease to be lame and start to be something else...(no comment).
Also, I am seriously considering shifting my blog to another address -- This server is giving me hell.
Here's something to keep you occupied...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. One of them kept
complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You
think you have family problems? Listen to my situation, A few years ago I met a
young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.
Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my step daughter my
stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also my wife became
mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was
my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son
of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the
grand-father of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister
of my son, my stepmother, is also the grand-mother. This makes my father
the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my step-mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own grandfather!
And you think you have family problems!"
Dedicated to those whose lives have been ripped apart by divorce.
Disclaimer : "This is most probably NOT a true story. Don't contact me saying that you know who this is -- I really don't want to know"
pour vous, grace a sykora @ 6:48 AM
9 Comments:
hahaha.. i've read this one before..
anyway, all the best!!
all the marriages are belong to mad family
Same Best of Luck
I just want to know... Was the "all the best" for the exams alone?
Yes...I seem to have done it with certain people in mind...
This joke originally appeared in a movie called The Stupids or something like that.
It was in a song called "I'm my own grandpa"
Kaushik
thank you Harsh,
Ur opinion (that better be wrond ) is not needed
Oh, so finally I know who ZiggZigg is...
happy new year!!
You DO have lame discussion topics.
BTW: I'm Dhruv's younger, smarter and more handsome cousin ;D
Nice joke, though I've heard it in a poem somewhere by Ogden Nash, I think... not sure...
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